SUPPOSE THIS WHOLE 'MISTER POETICAL' THING WERE AN ELABORATE HOAX. WHO'D BE BEHIND IT?

When walking amongst people of the real world and trying to not scare babies with his frighteningly good looks, Mister Poetical tries to hide behind the hum-drum ordinariness of Dave Kelly, a common, ordinary jamoke. If you’re thinking, “How dare he make fun of my favorite poet,” rest assured:Dave Kelly has taught Creative Writing and Literature at community colleges for over twenty years. He has written hundreds of entries of literary analysis for textbooks, explaining just exactly what the #(^&#@)% poets and fiction writers think they are talking about. And speaking of that. He has a just-finished novel, The Phosphor of My Fate, that you can read just as soon as some enterprising publisher decides they’d like to make themselves a tidy little profit and publishes it.