MISTER POETICAL

Think poets know more than you? Don't be a sucker.

Mister Poetical (pictured here) has read probably a thousand poems—and that’s just this morning! But as any true poet, or “barista,” will tell you, it’s not enough to just read a poem, you have to re-read it again and again until you eventually admit that the poet wins, you don’t know what is supposed to be going on here. Well, Mister Poetical bows to no man, woman, or poet.
Don’t be bullied by poets. . . join Mister Poetical and his Gigantic Brain ™ in understanding and mocking the greatest literary giants who have ever jotted down a few lines and then gone back to bed for the rest of the week exhausted.